Meet Alderman Moe Joe

Hello Kiddies! It's me Aldeman Moe Joe of the furty nineth ward! Ya say ya have an Alderman of ds ferty ninth werd do ya? Well, I am is evil half which comes out of os boodie when he be goin beady bye! You see, eyes wurkin all day, and the only times I get to come out when dat bastich is fallin sleep. He bee working me too hard durin the day, and now I come out to party!

Hello, I AM backin time at the Adelphi. It wAS ME FAVORITE place to haunt and ye old man Moore be have gone knockin it down. He didn't eevn listen to his good half when he be makin dis decision. Even me is bad half told him that he'd be makin a mistake.

The Adelphi could have been bring in da dough in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. Instead attrackin hhodlums , we could have had a fine towmne. Well, what does an evil moe joe care about fine townes? I kint be eval all da time, and an it wuld be nice to have a town that wasnt zo fcking like a gheto. No Matta how much I tell that smoe, Ropa is shouldn't be a gehtto\. I tell him to send them to Lakeview, Lincoln Park or wicker park! But that bung hole is so damn stuck on diversity, that he thinks that gangh graffiti and killing is all a part of it.

Well, I am now at the Adelphi of the past enjoying a good show. And you are probably walking by the Adelphi right now an seein a graffiit and junky hole in the ground. Well, don't be blamin me, I mights be evil, but I know a stupid mistake when I sees one. ABA gnight!